I cannot say that I want a tattoo at all. They just don’t appeal to me in any way, but that makes it a little pointless in writing! This is what I would do if I did get a tattoo.

The what is really easy. I love the flowers of a lot of Australian native plants, like grevilleas, banksias and eucalypts as three examples. I would have to get someone to design these flowers into a floral display like a bunch of flowers, and then add in a few interesting leaves of the same native plants that provide the flowers. This would become my tattoo. It would need to be as colourful as possible too.

The where would probably be on my back, so that there is plenty of space for it to be big enough to see it clearly.

That’s what I would do if I did decide to get a tattoo.